I know everyone loves New York, okay. I get it. It can be really exciting and fun, there is fab shopping, etc etc. However, there are those of us living in New York that often find it rather... tedious. Like, the dog barking next door that just WONT SHUT THE HELL UP or the crazy homeless man on the bus who just stares at you like you are a ripe juicy apple he wants to eat. Not to mention the fact that wherever you go you get pushed and shoved and stared at like some sort of freak. Furthermore, it is dirty. There is no denying that fact. The smell of urine to be is immediately associated with the 6 train. I just make that mental connection.
Sometimes you just want to get in a car and drive. To the grocery, to the gym, to Saks, whatever. I want to blast B Spears and scream my lungs out to PIECE OF ME. Then again, I could probably do that walking down the street in NY and people would just think I was normal.
Please share special New York stories, whether they be joyous or terror-filled.
As I always say, "Kgreatthanksloveyoubye"
NY is killing me a little each day. I like when a guy on a bike drove past me and looks at me to scream "ITS ALL ABOUT THE SEX" or the time a man told my friend " Hey mommy you have nice toes" But I really like the time a man placed his hand on my ass and just held it there on the subway as if I should be fine with it.
ReplyDeletelike i literally just laughed out loud. I mean, seriously like who are these people.
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